Which way do I lean?

ask-swag-onceler: FUCK YEAH DORITOS LOCOS TACOS...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:03:53 -0600

FUCK YEAH DORITOS LOCOS TACOS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

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ask-swag-onceler: NO I DON’T FUCKING HAVE SOMEONE ELSE I CAN BOTHER I FIRED ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:41:47 -0600

NO I DON’T FUCKING HAVE SOMEONE ELSE I CAN BOTHER I FIRED ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES CUZ THEY REPORTED ME FOR CATERING EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY WITH AMYS BAKING COMPANY.

#THAT’S IT #WE AREN’T BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE

….

-sigh-

ask-swag-onceler: WELL I HATE SPACE JAM DON’T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN BOTHER

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:23:39 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

WELL I HATE SPACE JAM

DON’T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN BOTHER

ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B( Not even...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:19:34 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

one-ler:

No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(

Not even tacos made of Doritos? WHY THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SUFFERING!?

I HATE DORITOS

ask-swag-onceler: Two triple meat burritos? No amount of burritos are going to change my mind....

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:17:40 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

Two triple meat burritos?

No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(

ask-swag-onceler: NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT! #Come on #I’ll buy you a triple meat...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:07:29 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT!
#Come on #I’ll buy you a triple meat burrito

NO!!

ask-swag-onceler: NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:54:18 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!?

I am not leaving my house to be your TACO CARRIER

ask-swag-onceler: Eugh yeah I know and it’s fucking disgusting. And you wonder why I don’t visit...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:47:05 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

Eugh yeah I know and it’s fucking disgusting.

And you wonder why I don’t visit you. Shut up let’s go get some taco bell.

Go get taco bell yourself. You don’t need a chaperon.

ask-swag-onceler: Hey there, stinkass. Come here often?~ THIS IS MY HOUSE

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:40:14 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

Hey there, stinkass. Come here often?~

THIS IS MY HOUSE

ONELER YOU LAZY FAT SACK OF SHIT COME OUTSIDE I'M NOT GOING IN THERE IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD HOOKERS ASS AND NOW THERE'S COBWEBS!?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FILTHY NASTY WHORE?

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:32:41 -0600

ask-swag-onceler:

WHAT.

Photo

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:25:58 -0600

It's been another year since you've been living out here!

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:29:59 -0600

How depressing.

why though? there is no one out there that could harm you. Literally.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:01:30 -0600

……. I don’t know about that.

Can I ask...What are you terrified of? Actually leaving your place, or something more than that?

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:52:50 -0600

I don’t know, I feel safe in my house. I don’t have much of a reason to try to leave, anyway.

This is… a bit embarrassing, but recently I’ve...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:57:28 -0600

This is… a bit embarrassing, but recently I’ve felt.. terrified of leaving my home. The very idea makes me- well, I’ve got enough food to last me a bit, no need to venture out for now.

If someone nearby has a bleeding gash, would you be able to smell them before you see them?

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:41:54 -0600

I’m not a shark.

I'm feel sorry for you and all these annoying people. It must be hard being a cannibal, I wouldn't know not being one myself, but I am curious, can you eat anything besides flesh, or does your body reject it?

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:10:07 -0600

Mh.

No, for a while now when I try to eat regular food I… haven’t been able to keep it down.

I heard you went vegan! How's that working out for you? Do you still drink real milk?

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:06:09 -0600

It’s going great. I eat nothing but grickle grass paste. And I don’t have any milk, but I find that if I add water to the grickle grass paste I can drink it.

"I hear you've given up cannibalism , One. Good because if not I was going to have to kill you. So long as you're no longer a threat to people I'll leave you be."

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 20:45:10 -0600

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8); Yep ok

Well I don't actually care if you eat people, as long as you don't take a bite out of me, we are cool. I was just pointing out that I think your diet is super gross. You would probably do the same if I told you I ate like, I dunno salads or something? Unless you like salads?

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 20:35:19 -0600

Please go away