Which way do I lean?

ask-swag-onceler submitted:

Sorry, freakshow, they were out of the matching heels. Enjoy.

Oh………………………………… Great…………………………..

Wait, then what do you eat now?

Anonymous

I feed off of sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows.

Do you still eat people?

Anonymous

What, my cannibalism phase?

Nah, that was a crazy few months though wasn’t it?

Back to the grind, I suppose…

cottna:

one-ler:

So are you saying I’m not scary anymore, or are you saying you’re not as much of a wimp?

I think I’ve grown as a person, but omg are you taking off your coat?? You stop that, because if this quaint anniversary turns into a bloody strip show I think I’m going to cry.

I’m putting it on. Calm yourself.

So are you saying I’m not scary anymore, or are you saying you’re not as much of a wimp?

It’s too early for this.

....where did you go?

Anonymous

I’ve been here. Same as always. Haven’t felt up to answering questions.

You were sleeping? God dammit. I miss everything.

ask-nightmare-onceler

I had plenty of nightmares without you.