Well you don't have to be a brat about it. :(

You told me that eating people was gross as if I could just stop at my own whim

Eating people is super gross. I'm just saying. Why don't you go visit swag? I'm sure he has something less gross for you to eat.

I’m SO sorry my diet isn’t up to your standards.

As much as I would love to go visit that obnoxious brat and have him slap me in the face with various snacks, I find myself unable to leave my house at this time. So sorry.

… Huh?

Oh, yeah, no way…. no cannibalism here… 

But.. why would someone want to hug you? You're all gross and bloody.. No offense.

B( None taken. It’s true.

myendlessfaith:

Oneler

No one else is getting hugs.

Yo Roomservice

PERFECT

Do I look like some kind of damned hug-machine? Next thing you know cute woodland creatures are going to show up and help me clean my house.

What's for breakfast?

Bacon :)