You told me that eating people was gross as if I could just stop at my own whim
I’m SO sorry my diet isn’t up to your standards.
As much as I would love to go visit that obnoxious brat and have him slap me in the face with various snacks, I find myself unable to leave my house at this time. So sorry.
B( None taken. It’s true.
Do I look like some kind of damned hug-machine? Next thing you know cute woodland creatures are going to show up and help me clean my house.