May 2013
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ask-swag-onceler:
FUCK YEAH DORITOS LOCOS TACOS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
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ask-swag-onceler:
NO I DON’T FUCKING HAVE SOMEONE ELSE I CAN BOTHER I FIRED ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES CUZ THEY REPORTED ME FOR CATERING EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY WITH AMYS BAKING COMPANY.
#THAT’S IT #WE AREN’T BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE
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-sigh-
ask-swag-onceler:
WELL I HATE SPACE JAM
DON’T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN BOTHER
ask-swag-onceler:
one-ler:
No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(
Not even tacos made of Doritos? WHY THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SUFFERING!?
I HATE DORITOS
ask-swag-onceler:
Two triple meat burritos?
No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(
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ask-swag-onceler:
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT!
#Come on #I’ll buy you a triple meat burrito
NO!!
ask-swag-onceler:
NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!?
I am not leaving my house to be your TACO CARRIER
ask-swag-onceler:
Eugh yeah I know and it’s fucking disgusting.
And you wonder why I don’t visit you. Shut up let’s go get some taco bell.
Go get taco bell yourself. You don’t need a chaperon.
ask-swag-onceler:
Hey there, stinkass. Come here often?~
THIS IS MY HOUSE
ONELER YOU LAZY FAT SACK OF SHIT COME OUTSIDE I'M...
ask-swag-onceler:
WHAT.
March 2013
38 posts
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Anonymous asked: It's been another year since you've been living out here!
Anonymous asked: why though? there is no one out there that could harm you. Literally.
yoyo-illuser asked: Can I ask...What are you terrified of? Actually leaving your place, or something more than that?
Anonymous asked: If someone nearby has a bleeding gash, would you be able to smell them before you see them?
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Anonymous asked: I'm feel sorry for you and all these annoying people. It must be hard being a cannibal, I wouldn't know not being one myself, but I am curious, can you eat anything besides flesh, or does your body reject it?
empriss-panda asked: I heard you went vegan! How's that working out for you? Do you still drink real milk?
vampirehunteronce-ler asked: "I hear you've given up cannibalism , One. Good because if not I was going to have to kill you. So long as you're no longer a threat to people I'll leave you be."
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apersonificationofsuccess asked: Well I don't actually care if you eat people, as long as you don't take a bite out of me, we are cool. I was just pointing out that I think your diet is super gross. You would probably do the same if I told you I ate like, I dunno salads or something? Unless you like salads?
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apersonificationofsuccess asked: Well you don't have to be a brat about it. :(
apersonificationofsuccess asked: Eating people is super gross. I'm just saying. Why don't you go visit swag? I'm sure he has something less gross for you to eat.
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apersonificationofsuccess asked: But.. why would someone want to hug you? You're all gross and bloody.. No offense.
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No one else is getting hugs.
softteen asked: Yo Roomservice
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pinkcakes-blackcoffee asked: What's for breakfast?
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creep-ler asked: ... I'm sorry about the other niiight.
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Anonymous asked: C'mon, talk with Swag! Ask him about his trip, or something. Look how desperate for your attention he is.
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Anonymous asked: Yep didn't you miss Swag
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ask-swag-onceler:
one-ler:
Sssuureee…
#At least stop kicking my stuff over
STOP HAVING TRASHY THINGS AND I WON’T KICK THEM OVER
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ask-swag-onceler:
Don’t give me that gross ass face.
You know you fucking missed me~
Sssuureee…
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ask-swag-onceler:
>8( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-kicks over a bucket-
Now you have spaghetti all over your floor like a stupid ugly homo slob.
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ask-swag-onceler:
one-ler:
ask-swag-onceler:
>8(
Everybody else fucking used the presents I got them. Come on, it’s not gay if it’s from another country.
I’m not wearing a dress, no matter how foreign it is.
It’s not a dress it’s a Kimono hand made in New Dehli, Indiana. I’ve been all over the world now yknow? I’m cultured as fuck.
Well whatever it is, I’m not wearing it.
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ask-swag-onceler:
one-ler:
ask-swag-onceler:
Well? Go ahead and try it on, trashybreath~
You must be crazier than me if you think I’m going to put that on.
>8(
Everybody else fucking used the presents I got them. Come on, it’s not gay if it’s from another country.
I’m not wearing a dress, no matter how foreign it is.
ask-swag-onceler:
one-ler:
ask-swag-onceler submitted:
Sorry, freakshow, they were out of the matching heels. Enjoy.
Oh………………………………… Great…………………………..
So kind of you to think of me when you saw this
Well? Go ahead and try it on, trashybreath~
You must be crazier than me if you think I’m going to put that on.
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Anonymous asked: Wait, then what do you eat now?
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Anonymous asked: Do you still eat people?
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December 2012
2 posts
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Anonymous asked: ....where did you go?
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ask-nightmare-onceler asked: You were sleeping? God dammit. I miss everything.