May 2013
10 posts
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ask-swag-onceler: FUCK YEAH DORITOS LOCOS TACOS BITCHES!!!!!!!!! …………………….
May 23rd
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ask-swag-onceler: NO I DON’T FUCKING HAVE SOMEONE ELSE I CAN BOTHER I FIRED ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES CUZ THEY REPORTED ME FOR CATERING EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY WITH AMYS BAKING COMPANY. #THAT’S IT #WE AREN’T BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE …. -sigh-
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: WELL I HATE SPACE JAM DON’T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN BOTHER
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B( Not even tacos made of Doritos? WHY THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SUFFERING!? I HATE DORITOS
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: Two triple meat burritos? No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT! #Come on #I’ll buy you a triple meat burrito NO!!
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!? I am not leaving my house to be your TACO CARRIER
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: Eugh yeah I know and it’s fucking disgusting. And you wonder why I don’t visit you. Shut up let’s go get some taco bell. Go get taco bell yourself. You don’t need a chaperon.
May 22nd
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ask-swag-onceler: Hey there, stinkass. Come here often?~ THIS IS MY HOUSE
May 22nd
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ONELER YOU LAZY FAT SACK OF SHIT COME OUTSIDE I'M...
ask-swag-onceler: WHAT.
May 22nd
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March 2013
38 posts
2 tags
Mar 26th
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Anonymous asked: It's been another year since you've been living out here!
Mar 25th
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Anonymous asked: why though? there is no one out there that could harm you. Literally.
Mar 23rd
13 notes
yoyo-illuser asked: Can I ask...What are you terrified of? Actually leaving your place, or something more than that?
Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
81 notes
Anonymous asked: If someone nearby has a bleeding gash, would you be able to smell them before you see them?
Mar 8th
21 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: I'm feel sorry for you and all these annoying people. It must be hard being a cannibal, I wouldn't know not being one myself, but I am curious, can you eat anything besides flesh, or does your body reject it?
Mar 8th
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empriss-panda asked: I heard you went vegan! How's that working out for you? Do you still drink real milk?
Mar 8th
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vampirehunteronce-ler asked: "I hear you've given up cannibalism , One. Good because if not I was going to have to kill you. So long as you're no longer a threat to people I'll leave you be."
Mar 8th
6 notes
1 tag
apersonificationofsuccess asked: Well I don't actually care if you eat people, as long as you don't take a bite out of me, we are cool. I was just pointing out that I think your diet is super gross. You would probably do the same if I told you I ate like, I dunno salads or something? Unless you like salads?
Mar 8th
22 notes
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apersonificationofsuccess asked: Well you don't have to be a brat about it. :(
Mar 8th
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apersonificationofsuccess asked: Eating people is super gross. I'm just saying. Why don't you go visit swag? I'm sure he has something less gross for you to eat.
Mar 8th
9 notes
1 tag
Mar 8th
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2 tags
Mar 8th
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apersonificationofsuccess asked: But.. why would someone want to hug you? You're all gross and bloody.. No offense.
Mar 6th
13 notes
1 tag
Mar 6th
665 notes
1 tag
No one else is getting hugs.
Mar 6th
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softteen asked: Yo Roomservice
Mar 5th
38 notes
3 tags
Mar 5th
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pinkcakes-blackcoffee asked: What's for breakfast?
Mar 5th
18 notes
2 tags
creep-ler asked: ... I'm sorry about the other niiight.
Mar 5th
10 notes
1 tag
Mar 3rd
170 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: C'mon, talk with Swag! Ask him about his trip, or something. Look how desperate for your attention he is.
Mar 3rd
11 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Yep didn't you miss Swag
Mar 3rd
25 notes
1 tag
ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: Sssuureee… #At least stop kicking my stuff over STOP HAVING TRASHY THINGS AND I WON’T KICK THEM OVER …………………………………..
Mar 3rd
251 notes
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ask-swag-onceler: Don’t give me that gross ass face. You know you fucking missed me~ Sssuureee…
Mar 3rd
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ask-swag-onceler: >8( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -kicks over a bucket- Now you have spaghetti all over your floor like a stupid ugly homo slob. ………………………………….
Mar 3rd
251 notes
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ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: ask-swag-onceler: >8( Everybody else fucking used the presents I got them. Come on, it’s not gay if it’s from another country. I’m not wearing a dress, no matter how foreign it is. It’s not a dress it’s a Kimono hand made in New Dehli, Indiana. I’ve been all over the world now yknow? I’m cultured as fuck. Well whatever it is, I’m not wearing it.
Mar 3rd
251 notes
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ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: ask-swag-onceler: Well? Go ahead and try it on, trashybreath~ You must be crazier than me if you think I’m going to put that on. >8( Everybody else fucking used the presents I got them. Come on, it’s not gay if it’s from another country. I’m not wearing a dress, no matter how foreign it is.
Mar 3rd
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ask-swag-onceler: one-ler: ask-swag-onceler submitted: Sorry, freakshow, they were out of the matching heels. Enjoy. Oh………………………………… Great………………………….. So kind of you to think of me when you saw this Well? Go ahead and try it on, trashybreath~ You must be crazier than me if you think I’m going to put that on.
Mar 3rd
251 notes
3 tags
Mar 3rd
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Anonymous asked: Wait, then what do you eat now?
Mar 3rd
32 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Do you still eat people?
Mar 3rd
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1 tag
Mar 3rd
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1 tag
Mar 2nd
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2 tags
Mar 2nd
155 notes
1 tag
Mar 2nd
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1 tag
Mar 2nd
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December 2012
2 posts
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Anonymous asked: ....where did you go?
Dec 2nd
17 notes
1 tag
ask-nightmare-onceler asked: You were sleeping? God dammit. I miss everything.
Dec 2nd
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