Which way do I lean?

FUCK YEAH DORITOS LOCOS TACOS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

…………………….

NO I DON’T FUCKING HAVE SOMEONE ELSE I CAN BOTHER I FIRED ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES CUZ THEY REPORTED ME FOR CATERING EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION DAY WITH AMYS BAKING COMPANY.

#THAT’S IT #WE AREN’T BEST FRIENDS ANYMORE

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-sigh-

ask-swag-onceler:

WELL I HATE SPACE JAM

DON’T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN BOTHER

ask-swag-onceler:

one-ler:

No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(

Not even tacos made of Doritos? WHY THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO SUFFERING!?

I HATE DORITOS

ask-swag-onceler:

Two triple meat burritos?

No amount of burritos are going to change my mind. >B(

ask-swag-onceler:

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU’RE NOT!
#Come on #I’ll buy you a triple meat burrito

NO!!

ask-swag-onceler:

NO BUT I NEED AN EXTRA SET OF ARMS TO CARRY ALL MY DORITOS TACOS WHAT KIND OF BEST FRIEND ARE YOU!?

I am not leaving my house to be your TACO CARRIER

ask-swag-onceler:

Eugh yeah I know and it’s fucking disgusting.

And you wonder why I don’t visit you. Shut up let’s go get some taco bell.

Go get taco bell yourself. You don’t need a chaperon.

ask-swag-onceler:

Hey there, stinkass. Come here often?~

THIS IS MY HOUSE

ONELER YOU LAZY FAT SACK OF SHIT COME OUTSIDE I’M NOT GOING IN THERE IT SMELLS LIKE A DEAD HOOKERS ASS AND NOW THERE’S COBWEBS!?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FILTHY NASTY WHORE?

ask-swag-onceler:

WHAT.