Had you ever written a will?
Anonymous

No.

I have nothing left and no one to give it to.

where did you get that hat and scarf? do you still knit??
Anonymous

It’s a Thneed. Hat-scarf combo.

Are you digging a grave? Rest in pieces.

Yes. It’s yours.

Does it get cold in the lerkim during winter?
Anonymous

Yes, it snows sometimes but I manage.

tragicdesigner444:

BECAUSE YEEES

tragicdesigner444:

BECAUSE YEEES

do you miss seeing the stars

nnNNNOOOO what would give you that idea??

Oh, you are not dead. That is.. Great, yes..
Anonymous

I agree.

Do you think Ted would like to see that star too?

…….

It’s mine.

/leaves a plastic glow star on your doorstep

…………

Eating people is kind of a major turnoff to a lot of girls. Don't know if you knew that already or not.
Anonymous

I have plenty of anons who beg to differ.